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What we’ve been listening to:

I am so sorry for the complete silence over here and I am sorry to say it will be continuing for a few more days. Short story: we have been self-quarantined due to extreme flu since Sunday night. I haven’t had something like this since I was a little boy in the 80s and have done very little outside of sleep since then. This is the first time either of us have even been on a computer since Sunday. To make matters worse, Bonnie caught it, my mother-in-law (and Ilan’s only babysitter thanks to his extreme stranger phobia) caught it, and worse of all, Ilan caught it. And he basically shit water for 4 days and while almost out of ER watch, is still one diarrhea episode from a trip to the hospital so we aren’t able to relax yet.

All of our business is located on a separate floor of our house so it has been completely left untouched since we ended work last Friday night and will continue to be left alone until we have been given the okay from our doctor that we aren’t toxic anymore.

We are so very sorry for this. This is one of those times where having no employees fucks you over pretty well. =\ That said, most of our Alexisonfire LPs and all the Triple Crown Brand New records (as well as many other smaller pre-order titles) are all in the hands of our distributors and will delivered to us next week.

If you’ll excuse me, I have a bathroom to visit. *ugh*

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Tony Peters (Co-Owner)

STARTING MONDAY (hopefully I remember that, heh. ;P)

Unnecessarily long title, I know. But it is true! I mentioned this awhile back on our Facebook page (*ahem*), we are going to start having a daily “guess this quote” contest. Each correct answer – okay, I hear your ass clowns grumbling in the back; yes you can just Google it and no it doesn’t matter so shut the fuck up and hold the questions until you hear the whole thing…okay?

Um, where was I? Oh yes, each correct answer is worth $0.05 cents in store credit. A number will be randomly generated by the Internet based on the number of correct answers; that person will be private messaged through Facebook for their email address and have a gift certificate code generated after that. That’s good for anything in the store. Ya, it ain’t shit to start, but say I post a few quotes a day, you go get enough friends to compete that I have to lower it to once a day…I think you can follow the line of thought.

This idea feels so ’90s radio station – just cheesy as hell. But hey…”it will please me.” …What? …no clip? Oh, I thought we had a clip…nevermind, stupid legal beagle internet jerks.

Yep, that there be the truth. Both are in-stock with the distros we are getting these from and we should have these shipping out sometime next week, very early the next week, depending on when they get to us and we get them together. For many of you, the wait is finally over. And these are also two of the more prominent reasons why we will be doing pre-orders in a different way going forward.

Thanks for everyone’s patient and support through these oft-delayed records!

Decided its time to finally dig into our inventory and add some personal touches to as many record pages as possible. This first one is on NOFX’s The War on Errorism…as I already had a review written up on the site. I’m hoping to make this a regular action, put my college degree to use. If anyone else submits a great review to our webstore, I may just get in contact with you to have your work featured in one of these articles, which also includes a free record prize!

I really don’t understand how NOFX seems to no longer be able to record an album that is not at least on par with their own catalog (if not better). That’s not even comparing them against similar bands and records. So, its not like I was surprised that some of NOFX’s best songs were on here, its that I didn’t doubt their song writing abilities yet here’s a record that straight up challenges as if I did.

The moment the first track starts, the fucking ungodly The Separation of Church and Skate (a must see live!), I felt as if a warm blanket appeared out of nowhere and wrapped itself around me, leaving me feeling at peace, at home with my surroundings and ready to slam dance with any and all objects, living or otherwise. Many lamps were lost that day.

The rest of the record is all over the place in terms of music styling. There are catchy, pop-punk numbers in Franco Un-American and She’s Nubs, straight up NOFX punk with Irrationality of Rationality, Idiots Are Taking Over and We Got Two Jealous Agains as well as some interesting experiments like the mostly slow, slightly radio friendly (music not lyrics) Medio-Core, the retirement ditty Mattersville (a song about retiring that is like two candy bars smashed against…well, NOFX) and one of the funnest ska song I’ve heard in a long time with Anarchy Camp. Everything wraps up perfectly with the bass only song, Whoops, I OD’d, which is also exactly what it is about. Until Coaster, I don’t think there was a NOFX song as personal and somber as this one.

Essential NOFX for sure and a great place for those new to NOFX to hop right into the deep-end and experience a little bit of everything that makes NOFX the band they are today.

Yo! Sorry for the lack of updates the past couple weeks. It has nothing to do with the amount of work being done or that anything has changed. There have been no new pre-orders because we are looking to either completely phase out or re-imagine the pre-order because it is just not working in anyone’s favor at the moment.

The reason for no weekly stock updates is that stock man Craig hasn’t been at work and won’t return for another week and a half as he and Only the Strong are preparing for their three days of shows, showcasing themselves at SXSW. I highly doubt that they will leave unsigned or without at least some offers / contacts/ meetings. Very excited for those guys and I can’t wait to see what the future brings them!

A few quick pre-order updates:

*Alexisonfire has been pushed back a couple weeks again to the 23rd. But the record is finally done and now the only thing left, according to Cobraside, is they need to get them shipped from the label in Canada to them and then we have to get them from Cobraside up to us. But since we are no longer waiting on the record to be pressed, hopefully this is the final delay.

*Still in a holding pattern for Brand New. Looks like the Triple Crown version will hit stores next week as expected while the MTS version is still TBA thanks to the most recent delay from the band and their desire to have input on this version. I just dropped MTS a line to see how things are going, so when I get an update, I will make it known here.

Thanks to everyone who continues to support our little record store. We’re just barely scrapping by as we attempt to get a real piece of the vinyl business pie so every single order counts. As much as I’d like the comfort of consistent, established business, there is something to be said about working under the gun.

Hopee veryone has a great weekend and if you need anything now (or in the future), just drop an email to contact@nerdalertrecords.com. Thanks!

This past Wednesday and Thursday, we paid for ad time on The Punk Rock Show, run by DJ Rossstar. I realize its not necessarily exciting to hear other people say your name, even if you paid for it, but for me it very much is. So suck it. ;P

You can find Wednesday’s episode here and Thursday’s episode here if you are curious.

Last week was two days worth of new stock, this week is three. Back on the horse and nearly finished! After that, we will begin expanding our new release catalog to not just hit some titles but most titles. I’m excited – who doesn’t like more records? I would imagine no one coming to a record store’s website. ;P

VINYL:

Boris – Japanese Heavy Rock Hits Vol. 2

Boris – Japanese Heavy Rock Hits Vol. 3

Gallows – Staring at the Rude Bois

Pixies – Surfer Rosa

Polar Bear Club – The Redder, The Better

Pretty Girls Make Graves – Elan Vital

Primus – Animals Should Not Try To Act Like People

Primus – Pork Soda

Propagandhi – How To Clean Everything

Propagandhi – Less Talk, More Rock

Ragan, Chuck & Lucas, Austin – Bristle Ridge

Real McKenzies, The – Off The Leash

River City Rebels – Keepsake of Luck

Riverboat Gamblers – Underneath The Owl

Riverdales – Invasion USA

Rodriguez-Lopez, Omar – Xenophanes

Sainte Catherines, The – Dancing For Decadence

Scott Reynolds & The Steaming Beast – Adventure Boy

Screeching Weasel – Boogadaboogadaboogada

Screeching Weasel – My Brain Hurts

Screeching Weasel – Wiggle

Shook Ones – The Unquotable A.M.H.

Silver Mt. Zion – Horses in the Sky

Silversun Pickups – Pikul

Sleeping Giant – Sons of Thunder

Ween – 12 Golden Country Greats

Ween – The Mollusk

Ween – White Pepper

Another round of catch-ups that I will make real blog entries about next week:

Beastie Boys – An Exciting Evening At Home With Shadrach, Meshach And Abednego

Bright Eyes & Neva Dinova – One Jug Of Wine, Two Vessels

Disturbed – Sickness 10th Anniversary Edition

Jawbreaker – Unfun

Smith, Elliott – Roman Candle

It has been around three weeks since the last one of these updates as Craig has been out sick then over freezing in Florida for his family’s annual vacation to visit family and check NASCAR. But he got back this week and here’s the fruit of two days’ of labor:

VINYL:

Case, Neko – Canadian Amp

Case, Neko – Fox Confessor Brings the Flood

Gaslight Anthem, The – Senor and the Queen

Get Up Kids, Rocket From the Crypt – Split

King Khan & The BBQ Show – King Khan & The BBQ Show

Look Mexico – Gasp Asp

Maxwell, Nathen – White Rabbit

Misfits – Die Die My Darling

Mono – Hymn to the Immortal Wind

Mono – One Step More and you Die / New York Soundtracks

Motley Crue – Girls Girls Girls

Murder By Death – Like The Exorcist, But More Breakdancing

Murder City Devils, The – Empty Bottles Broken Hearts

Murder City Devils, The – In Name and Blood

Murder City Devils, The – The Murder City Devils

Murder City Devils, The – Thelema

Nada Surf – Karmic

Nada Surf – Lucky

Nada Surf – The Proximity Effect

Nada Surf – The Weight Is A Gift

Nekromantix – Dead Bodies

Nekromantix – Return of the Loving Dead

Nothington – Road, Bridges & Ruins

O Pioneers!!! – Neon Creeps

Of Montreal – Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer

Off With Their Heads – All Things Move Toward Their End

Omar Rodriguez-Lopez Quintet – The Apocalypse Inside of an Orange

Omixlh – Friends Forever, Punx For Life

Only Crime – Virulence

Outkast – Aquemini

Outkast – ATLiens

Outkast – Idlewild

Outkast – Stankonia

Outrage – Broken

Here are some random pre-orders put up in the past week that I don’t have anything of value to say about to warrant individual pages at the moment:

Besnard Lakes – Besnard Lakes Are The Roaring Night

Black Sabbath – Black Sabbath

Black Sabbath – Master Of Reality

Joel, Billy – Glass Houses

Joel, Billy – The Nylon Curtain

Ted Leo and the Pharmacists – The Brutalist Bricks